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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Goth Kitties!

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Thu, Jun 16, 2011 at 10:14 AM

Mittens McGee was kicked out of the band for batting Robert Smiths lipstick around with his paws.
  • Mittens McGee was kicked out of the band for batting Robert Smith's lipstick around with his paws.

Cat Friday is dead. It's all about Goth Cat Thursday from now on.

From the New York Times:

Piercing kittens to give them a “goth” appearance is cruel, a panel of Pennsylvania judges has ruled.

Three judges of the Superior Court of Pennsylvania on Monday affirmed a lower court conviction for animal cruelty of a dog groomer who had offered “gothic” kittens on eBay.

The groomer, Holly Crawford of Sweet Valley, Pa., offered the kittens for $100; Judge Kate Ford Elliott wrote in a 19-page opinion that “metal protruded from the kittens’ small bodies, pierced through their ears and necks, and at least one of these kittens also had an elastic band tied around its tail, an attempt at docking, which is a procedure to stem the blood flow so that the tail eventually falls off.”

Oh, that's terrible. I take it back. I hate Goth Cat Thursday.

LISTEN:

The Cure - "All Cats Are Grey"

 

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Oh well, that's gross. I think I'm going to go take a shower now.
Posted by Fruit Cup on June 16, 2011 at 10:30 AM · Report
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I hope they ban too "Punk Dogz" cuz all these chains and safety pinz are scaring the hell out of all the people in my neighborhood and are making all the dogz madz.
Posted by Leaky on June 16, 2011 at 5:41 PM · Report
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Really? It's "All Cats Are Grey"? All these years I thought it was "All Cats Are Gay." This changes everything.
Posted by Ron on June 17, 2011 at 12:24 PM · Report

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