Yes, we all love George Takei. If six months pass without a mention of him at Blogtown the freelancers are forced to submit to a "favorite Sulu clips" montage edited by Erik "Awesome at Photoshop but Serviceable at Final Cut" Henriksen.

So it's a good thing I recently I came across this gem.

Blogtowners! This is very important. Who is Takei sparring with?

(Posted with apologies to coauthor Robert Asprin. R.I.P.)