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Thursday, June 23, 2011
Film Jason Statham Beats Shit Out of Clive Owen with Chair: Based on a True Story!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jun 23, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Here's the trailer for Killer Elite: the new Jason Statham film you've been waiting for! Why have you been waiting for it? BEHOLD:
1) Clive Owen co-stars as Gentleman Jim, a turn-of-the-century boxer who is inexplicably transported to the future to tie Jason Statham to a chair.
2) It also co-stars Robert DeNiro who is supposed to be Jason's grandfather... or something? And Gentleman Jim stole his watch! (That's probably why he built a time machine and visited the future.)
3) Jason Statham kills things over and over again using various methods, because... HERE HE AM! ROCKIN' LIKE A HURRI-CAN!
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