The studio didn't screen Bad Teacher in time for press deadlines, which is code for "We are deeply ashamed, please just leave us alone with the remains of our dignity and fuck off." However! It was directed by Jake Kasdan (Freaks and Geeks! Walk Hard!) However: Cameron Diaz. However! Justin Dick-in-a-Box Timberlake! Jason Normal-Guy-Dreamboat-OMG-Muppets Segel! Eh? Eh?
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