It's another hot day on the new I, Anonymous blog with a post from someone mad at Methodone addicts crossing the street, some stupid fucking hippie screaming about how no one should ever have babies, and this person who calls me a "pinchbelly." WAIT... WHAT???
To you, WM Steve Humphrey, I have this to say: I want my (insert word of curse here) tickets to the Laurelhurst, and my lunch at No Fish! Go Fish!, you pinchbelly.
GODDAMMIT!! Nobody calls me a pinchbelly on MY goddamn blog!! Check out the rest of this COMPLETELY WRONG person's rant, as well as my scathing response HERE. (Oh, and be sure to submit your own rant as well. As long as it's not about me or pinching bellies.)
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