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Monday, June 27, 2011

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jun 27, 2011 at 1:59 PM

Ate any bad hummus lately? (WHO HASN'T??) Well, check out this I, Anonymous Blog quote o' the day from a local hummus-making employee turned whistle blower:

You can't sell food with foreign objects such as rocks and twigs. I don't wish the company to fail, but to suffer the consequences of their DISHONEST, fucked up operation. The people need to know. If your hummus containers LABELS looks questionable,RECONSIDER!

Actually dude, I prefer rocks and twigs in my hummus. It's like "natural," or whatever. That being said, read the rest here, and send in your own submission if you so please!


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