"Cars 2? That Cars 2? What, that Cars 2?" says Pixar. "Ha ha, no, ha. What? We don't remember that movie happening! As if we'd make something bad, ha ha. As if we were just cranking out sequels now, right? What crazy talk, that's a really good one, ha ha. Oh, hey, what's that over there? Yeah, yeah! Let's talk about that instead! Here, watch this! Looks pretty great, right? Right! I'm so glad we had this conversation, ha ha. Oh, also? NEVER MENTION CARS 2 AGAIN."
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