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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

?!?!? Found on My Hard Drive

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Tue, Jun 28, 2011 at 3:57 PM

A text document entitled "A list of awesome movie titles," which I have no recollection of writing. I now present it to you, unedited, in its entirety.

• Boat Cop
• Space Dragon Who Solves Crimes
• Time-Travelin' Boat Cop
• A Punch to the Face in the Dark
• Big 2: Larger 'n Life!
• Wise-Crackin' Pterodactyl
• Ninja Dog
• Sabertooth Tiger: The Movie (in 3D)
• Point-of-View Shots of People Going Down Underground Waterslides, Like That One Part in Goonies But for 90 Minutes Straight
• Boat Cop Goes to Busty Summer Camp
• Monkeys Who Travel by Catapult
• Kevin James Gets Hit in the Groin Again
• Bar Fight: The Movie (in 3D)
• Boat Cop vs. A Dinosaur Made Out of Fire

 

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If Kevin James is Boat Cop, I think you're in business here. I'd like to see a Dinosaur Made of Fire kick him in the nuts for an hour.

You'd think it would get old. I'm willing to test that theory.
Posted by Fatboy Roberts on June 28, 2011 at 4:05 PM · Report
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Boat Cop 5: Smooth Sailin'
Posted by Yoyodyne on June 28, 2011 at 4:11 PM · Report
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I demand more Boat Cop themed content, starting immediately.

My contributions:

Boat Cop: Boat Cops of Our Fathers

3 Boat Cops and a Baby

Boat Cop V: Boat Coppin'

Boat Cop Goes to College

Boat Cop Takes a Semester Off to like Find Himself, Maybe in, Like, Europe or Something

Boat Cop III: The Search for Boat Cop

Boat Cop: Boat Cop!

RoBoat Cop

Look Who's Boat Cop Now

Weekend at Boat Cop's

and

Weekend at Boat Cop's II
Posted by atomic on June 28, 2011 at 4:14 PM · Report
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Boat Cop: Crip-walkin the Plank
Boat Cop and The Tumescent Panini of Satan
Boat Cop Learns The Charleston
Me, a Corgi, a Leper, and Boat Cop.
Boat Cop Makes Jean Jackets look GOOD.
Morning Wood Makes Boat Cop Pee Weird
Boat Cop Wants to Know What Love Is.
Posted by Fatboy Roberts on June 28, 2011 at 4:27 PM · Report
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Boat Cop VI: The Cove
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:31 PM · Report
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Boat Cop X: Boat Cop In Space
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:32 PM · Report
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Boat Cop 2: Son of Boat Cop
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:32 PM · Report
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Boat Cop V Predator
Beverly Hills: Boat Cop
Kindergarten Boat Cop

(sorry for spamming, kept thinking of new ones)
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:33 PM · Report
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Boat Cop Wars: Episode 2: Attack of the Boat Cops
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:34 PM · Report
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Boat Cop Forever
Gangsta Boat Cop: The Streets
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:35 PM · Report
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Paul Blart: Boat Cop
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:36 PM · Report
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Raft of Boat Cop
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:37 PM · Report
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boat cop does dallas
Posted by eric cantona on June 28, 2011 at 4:38 PM · Report
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This thread has me torn between two conflicting emotions:

1. You people are making a mockery of Boat Cop.
2. You people really understand me.

I'd like to add one further title:

Boat Cop: On Land!!!!!
Posted by Ned on June 28, 2011 at 4:41 PM · Report
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Boat Cop Texas Ranger

My whole office is cracking up right now, thanks Blogtown
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:41 PM · Report
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Boat Cop On Ice
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:43 PM · Report
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Boat Cop Begins
American Boat Cop in London
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:48 PM · Report
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God, I love this thread.
Posted by ezra on June 28, 2011 at 4:56 PM · Report
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Professor Boat Cop in: Pier Pressure
Posted by atomic on June 28, 2011 at 5:02 PM · Report
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Boat to the Future
The Boat Cop Diaries
Interview with a Boat Cop
The Good, The Bad and The Boat Cop
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 5:03 PM · Report
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Teen Boat Cop: Skiff Cop
Lady Boat Cop
Lady Boat Cop II (with twice as many windswept hair shots)
Boat Cop XXX: The Nightboat's A-Rockin'
Boat Cop XXL: THE BOAT COPPIEST!
Posted by Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 5:04 PM · Report
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Oh, and...
• Tyler Perry Presents: For Colored Boat Cops Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf
• Das Boat Cop
• Boat Cop IV: Boat Cop Meets Frankenstein
• Boat Cop V: Moat Cop (he gets demoted)
• Boat Cop VI: The Legend of Curly's Gold

And for the adults:
• Boat Cop: The Erotic Undersea Adventures of Mrs. Boat Cop
• Boat Cop II: Coppin' a Feel on the Seven Seas of Sex

Posted by ezra on June 28, 2011 at 5:05 PM · Report
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Boat Cop XXV: Spring Break Murder Party!
Boat Cop XXVI: Ridin' The Waves of Ga'hoole!
Posted by Yoyodyne on June 28, 2011 at 5:05 PM · Report
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Me, Myself and Boat Cop
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 5:05 PM · Report
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Boat Cop Beginnings: Boat Academy
Death of Boat Cop: Wake of Tragedy
Posted by Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 5:06 PM · Report
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I do believe I had a hand in Space Dragon Who Solves Crimes via a drunken conversation we had one time*.

*every time
Posted by kiala on June 28, 2011 at 5:08 PM · Report
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Boat Cop 2: Electric Eel Boogaloo
Posted by Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 5:08 PM · Report
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another demotion...

Tugboat Cop

and

Tugboat Cop 2: Tug Harder
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 5:08 PM · Report
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The Brave and the Boat Cop.
Boat Cop: P.I.
Boat Cop Joins the American Society of Cinematographers
Boat Cop Why Are Your Pants So High?
Boat Cop: Super Awesome Team (w/ Space Dragon, Wise-Crackin Pterodactyl, and Catapult Monkey)
Her Favorite Flavor is Boat Cop
Always Boatin, Forever Coppin
Boat Cop Chips A Tooth on an Almond
Boat Copter

Posted by Fatboy Roberts on June 28, 2011 at 5:11 PM · Report
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Boat Cop Overboard!
Boat Cop Below Decks
Boat Cop: Backsplash
Posted by Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 5:12 PM · Report
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Boat Cop and Skiff*
in
Yacht Rock!


* (faithful sidekick)
Posted by Yoyodyne on June 28, 2011 at 5:14 PM · Report
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Boat Cop in France: Cop de Grâce
Posted by Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 5:15 PM · Report
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Boat Cop: Boat'n to Death
Posted by pinehurstkid on June 28, 2011 at 5:15 PM · Report
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Boat Cop has a chat with a Mormon child.
Posted by Yoyodyne on June 28, 2011 at 5:15 PM · Report
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Passion of the Boat Cop
Boat Cops gone Wild
Posted by Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 5:22 PM · Report
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A Connecticut Boat Cop in King Arthur's Creek
David Boat Copperfield
Boat Cop X-TREME: The New Class
Bad Boat Cop: Port of Call New Orleans
Green Lantern 2: Space Boat Cop
Posted by atomic on June 28, 2011 at 5:36 PM · Report
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BURT REYNOLDS
is
BOAT COP
in
BOAT COP AND ½
Posted by atomic on June 28, 2011 at 5:42 PM · Report
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Monkey Made Spaceships VS Pterodactyls trainers trained by ninja mutant dogs.
Posted by Leaky on June 28, 2011 at 6:21 PM · Report
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Is this beyond stale yet? Because I'm just getting here.

Boat Cop: Land Before Time...Cop
Can't Stop / Won't Stop: Boat Cop
Boat Cops On a Plane
Boat Copropheila
Boat Cop XXVI: The UnBoatening & De-ReCoppening
Boat Copperhead Road: Boat Cop in Concert with Steve Earle
Boat Coperation Dumbo Drop
Boat Cop v. Air Wolf
I'm On a Boat Cop
The Hunt for Red Boat Cop
Boat Cop, or My Mom Will Shoot!
Posted by Commenty Colin on June 28, 2011 at 6:24 PM · Report
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An American Boat Cop in Paris

The Rocky Horror Boat Cop Show

Boat Cop and the Angry Inch
Posted by Fruit Cup on June 28, 2011 at 7:03 PM · Report
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Wow you people are funny. Das Boat Cop. Me likey.

Boat Copistic: Deck vs. Anchor
The Boat and the Cop: Slipstream Drift
The Unboatable Copness of Being
Boat Cop V: Batten Down Beat Down




Posted by TSW on June 28, 2011 at 7:28 PM · Report
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Where is the Kickstarter solicitation for "Boat Cop" production funds?

I'm in for whatever level gets me the shirt and soundtrack.
Posted by Tony Fuentes on June 28, 2011 at 7:43 PM · Report
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Deep Boat Cop
The Boat Cop and Mr. Chicken
Who’s Afraid of Virginia, Boat Cop’s Mom
The Love Boat Cop
Boat Cop Meets Godzilla
I Am Curious (Boat Cop)
Posted by Todd Mecklem on June 28, 2011 at 8:16 PM · Report
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BoatCopolypse Now
Boat Cop and the Marina of Secrets
Posted by TSW on June 28, 2011 at 8:18 PM · Report
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Boat Cop: The Fellowship of The Spring
Boat Cop: The Two Scours (from all the bad shrimp)
Boat Cop: Return Of The Swamp Thing.... That Commits Crimes and Stuff...
Posted by Yoyodyne on June 28, 2011 at 8:22 PM · Report
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The Last Temptation of Boat Cop
11 Angry Men and 1 Boat Cop
Un Chien Andaboatcop
Faster, Pussycat! Boat! Cop!
My Dinner With Andre and, Later, Drinks With Him, Jackie, Chico, and Boat Cop
Posted by Todd Mecklem on June 28, 2011 at 8:55 PM · Report
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Boat Cop: That's Verboten!
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on June 28, 2011 at 9:03 PM · Report
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Boat Cop and Ninja Dog in Save Momma From the Train 2.
Posted by Tom [______] . on June 28, 2011 at 9:04 PM · Report
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Shit, that makes no sense because it's 'Throw Mama From the Train 2'.
Posted by Tom [______] . on June 28, 2011 at 9:06 PM · Report
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Boat Cop Goes to Monte Carlo
An Officer And A Boat Cop
Two And A Half Boat Cops
Snow White And The Seven Boat Cops
Posted by Stu on June 28, 2011 at 9:33 PM · Report
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Boatcopalypse Now
Posted by Stu on June 28, 2011 at 9:38 PM · Report
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BoatCoptapus vs. CoastGuardasaurus
Posted by TSW on June 28, 2011 at 9:49 PM · Report
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For some reason, Boat Cop V: Boat Coppin' makes me laugh the most.
Posted by TSW on June 28, 2011 at 9:51 PM · Report
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Boat! The Terror From Beyond Cop

Unfloatious Boutkops

The Passion of Cop of Boat

The Lion, the Witch and the Restraining Order Against Boat Cop

The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - Boat Cop's Anus
Posted by Todd Mecklem on June 28, 2011 at 10:11 PM · Report
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Boat Cop: The Hull Truth.
Posted by Tommy on June 29, 2011 at 4:54 AM · Report
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Boat Cop Gangs of New York
Boat Cop Under the Cherry Moon
Boat Cop II: The Wrath of Boat Cop
Posted by Fruit Cup on June 29, 2011 at 5:15 AM · Report
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Boat Cop Under the Stairs
Last Boat Cop on the Left
Boat Cop on Elm Street
Boat Cop of the Dead

After reading this thread, "Boat Cop" feels like a tongue twister.
Posted by tk. on June 29, 2011 at 7:20 AM · Report
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behind the music - boat cop
Posted by eric cantona on June 29, 2011 at 8:01 AM · Report
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Two Boats, One Cop
Posted by TSW on June 29, 2011 at 8:11 AM · Report
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The Boat Cop of the Lambs
Posted by Fruit Cup on June 29, 2011 at 8:12 AM · Report
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Exit Through the Boat Cop
Posted by Jacob Schraer on June 29, 2011 at 8:51 AM · Report
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Boat Cop vs. Aquaman

Boat Cop: Wet Dreams

Boat Cop Seeks Atlantis

Boat Cop with a Vengeance
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on June 29, 2011 at 8:54 AM · Report
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Boatcopolis
Posted by Eirick on June 29, 2011 at 9:17 AM · Report
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Show Boat Cop
Posted by bigbrew on June 29, 2011 at 9:23 AM · Report
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Boat Cop Memoirs: When That Prick Michael Rowed His Shit Ashore
Posted by kreitler on June 29, 2011 at 9:52 AM · Report
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The Diving Bell and the Buttcrack of Boat Cop

Boat Cop 2: Cop on a Hot Tin Boat

Boat Cop 3: Silent Boat, Deadly Cop

Boat Cop 4: The Unboatable Lightness of Cop

Amèlie 2: Frenching Boat Cop

Boatcoppio '70

...And God Created Boat Cop

Bob & Carol & Ted &, You Guessed It, Boat Cop
Posted by Todd Mecklem on June 29, 2011 at 10:12 AM · Report
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"Boat Cop": Ship Hands of Fate
Posted by tofupunk on June 29, 2011 at 12:31 PM · Report
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Boat Cop IV: Down Under
Boat Cop V: Goes Hawaiian
Posted by Eirick on June 29, 2011 at 1:40 PM · Report
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Boatenstein meets Count Copula
Posted by Eirick on June 29, 2011 at 1:43 PM · Report
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BOAT COP WEEK on the History Channel, featuring a new installment of Real Boat Cops of History each night! Including:
Aquatic Police of the Roman Empire
Leif Ericson and the Original Seafaring Enforcers of the North Sea
Making Waves of Peace: the Boat Cop Revival of the 1970s
Boatwrecked! True Stories from Cops Stranded on Desert Islands
Boat Corruption: the Dark Side of Floating Copdom
Ship Cop: Bringing Justice to the New World

Posted by Ginny on June 29, 2011 at 4:48 PM · Report
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Driving Miss Boat Cop
Posted by Fruit Cup on June 29, 2011 at 6:13 PM · Report
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Boat Cop VII: Wave Goodbye
Posted by rand on June 30, 2011 at 2:23 PM · Report
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Boat Cop XXXVI: More Boat Crap
Posted by Fruit Cup on June 30, 2011 at 7:00 PM · Report
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Hey guys. The ocean called. They're all out of Boat Cop!
Posted by Jacob Schraer on June 30, 2011 at 8:21 PM · Report
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When Boat Cop retires and takes up farming:
Goat Cop
Boat Crop
Posted by Ginny on July 1, 2011 at 12:32 PM · Report
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House Boat Cop: House Arrest
Posted by Ginny on July 4, 2011 at 5:52 PM · Report
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Boat Cop 3: Cop of Noodles (Kevin James, Jackie Chan buddy cop film)
Posted by Eirick on March 6, 2012 at 2:44 PM · Report

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