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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

PANIC! / Girls Only! / Ethics MailBagSlutGate Part Deux: The Husband Speaks!

Posted by Lindy West on Tue, Jun 28, 2011 at 9:45 AM

Everyone remember this from yesterday?

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Okay. Well, unfortunately, when I tried to respond, I discovered that my new lady-penpal had blocked me on the Facebook (accidentally, I'm sure!) so that I could not write her back. So all of your wonderful suggestions were for nought. Frowny-face. Fortunately, this lady's lucky, lucky husband was still my super-close online best friend and lover, even though we have never met and I have no idea who he is. So I reached out to him! Communication is important!

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His reply:

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Oh, cool! Great point! Then "he" blocked me too. So I can't reply. Ohhh, strangely aggressive internet strangers calling me a slut for no reason and then not letting me write you back, I will miss you. Wife person, I will miss the protracted and incredibly hilarious internet fight we never got to have. Husband person, I will miss your genitals that I touched all those times inside your wife's crazybrain. It was brief but beautiful, and we'll always have the memories. Of all that time we never spent together. Because I LITERALLY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO YOU ARE. Good luck with your divorce. Love, Lindy.

 

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1
objectively speaking, I have to say the score is:
Husband: 1
Wife: 0
Lindy: 0

You have to admit, the husband's response was the funniest thing in this whole thread.
Posted by Demondog on June 28, 2011 at 9:57 AM · Report
2
I think there is a 90% chance the wife wrote that response from his account.
Posted by slutwalk the talk on June 28, 2011 at 10:05 AM · Report
3
i dunno. it sounds like miss lindy got drawn into some creepy couples role-play....
Posted by ebag on June 28, 2011 at 10:06 AM · Report
4
I think slutwalk nailed it.
Posted by Joneser on June 28, 2011 at 10:08 AM · Report
5
What if the wife made up the husband and this is all a fanta-sea?
Posted by b on June 28, 2011 at 10:16 AM · Report
6
What if the author made the whole thing up to have something to write about? And by "author" I don't mean Lindy West, but the person who created her.
Posted by Demondog on June 28, 2011 at 10:23 AM · Report
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She has hubby's email. She's on the wrong meds and invading his privacy, that's my vote.
Posted by pinehurstkid on June 28, 2011 at 10:28 AM · Report
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Be sure to keep us informed of the next fascinating development. SOMEWHAT UNLIKELY FACEBOOK CONTRETEMPS RULE!
Posted by Todd Mecklem on June 28, 2011 at 10:37 AM · Report
9
So, hey, Lindy....I hear you like to get down.
Posted by Reymont on June 28, 2011 at 10:59 AM · Report
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You should be glad! If it weren't for these lovely, unhappily-married facebook users going out of their way to contact you with this information, you might never know what a slut you are! And really, self-knowledge is a priceless gift.
Posted by Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 12:51 PM · Report
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And I thought I was friends with the Most Awkward Facebook Couple...
Posted by TWSS on June 28, 2011 at 1:52 PM · Report

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