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Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Oh, You Kids! Tonight's Nightmare Today: Your Future Child
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 29, 2011 at 2:29 PM
I'M... BORED! So let's take a looky-loo into the Blogtown Crystal Ball™ to see what YOUR future child will look like.
Okay... okay... the mists are parting... it appears as if your future child will be a regular beauty pageant contestant who has an extremely strong aversion to hairspray. She may also be stroke victim. Not sure about that.
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