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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

As American As Killing Ants With Airburst MIRV Nukes

Posted by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 2:57 PM

If there's one thing America loves, it's attractive Caucasoid child killers (Topical!).

If there are two things however, that second one is almost certainly "massive, deadly explosions."

That footage is a newly released trailer for Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon, sequel to the worst, best game ever.

EDF:IA is available at retail now for the relatively bargain price of $40. Unless you're some kind of treehugging hippie who specializes in the plight of completely fictional giant insects and aliens with badass cyborg dinosaurs, you should really pick this game up.

There's no such thing as "too much destruction."

God bless America.


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