Fans of garbage TV—especially those who love Toddlers & Tiaras—should not miss tonight's debut of Dance Moms (Lifetime, 10 pm). This waaaaaaaay over the top reality show features Abby Lee Miller as the Josef Mengele of youth dance performance, the moms who drive their children to perfection (and tears), and the unfortunate kids themselves who are pushed to their limits while being dressed like French whores. FUN!! Here's a clip, and we'll see you there!