GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! You're sleek as a thoroughbred, your seats are a feather bed, you'll turn everybody's head todaaaaaay! Let's go to press.

This British hacking scandal is blowing the fuck up! Former editor of News of the World arrested! The country's top police officer resigns, as well as London's deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police! WOW!!

Meanwhile PM David Cameron promised changes—but not these type of changes—and now the British are feeling "gobsmacked and agog." Pip, pip, tally ho, and OUCH, guv'nah!

U.S. government debt talks: still phhttthhbbbbtt.

Gen. David Petraeus
hands over the car key to the Afghan war to Marine General John Allen.

Acquitted murderer Casey Anthony is on the run... from alleged angry lynch mobs. (Hey guys, torch sale at Walmart!)

The U.S. Women's soccer team falls to Japan in the World Cup, thanks to some stupid penalty kicks.

In better soccer news, the Timbers finally snap their losing streak, defeating the Chicago Fire 1-0.

J.LO and Marc Anthony... SPLITSVILLE!

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Sun and shade trade off for the next three days with highs in the upper to low 70s.

And finally, who wants to hear the number one song in South Korea right now? OKAY! Let's have some "Bubble Pop!"