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Monday, July 25, 2011
Mercury The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jul 25, 2011 at 2:59 PM
You know... not EVERY I, Anonymous Blog submission is about someone nearly being killed (or nearly killing someone) on a bike, or throwing dog poop into the wrong trash can. Sometimes it's about...
Behold: A gal takes mushrooms and peaks right when she walks into Food Front, where she asks the produce boy (AKA sometimes crush) where she can find some cotton balls.
I asked as straight-faced as possible where the cotton balls were, and you jokingly handed me a bag of marshmallows—and you have no idea how hilarious and mind-bogglingly charming this was, because you of course had no idea I was peaking on mushrooms at the time. Your gesture and my late-morning inebriation inspired me to give you my number before leaving the store, and led subsequently to our EXTREMELY AWKWARD date.
Find out more about the ensuing awkwardness here, and don't forget to submit your own confession, shout out, or shout at in the always fun (and occasionally weirdly romantic) I, Anonymous blog.
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