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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Worst Sentence of 2011

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jul 26, 2011 at 2:14 PM

The Bulwer-Lytton Prize winner has been announced! This is the worst sentence of the year, written by Sue Fondrie:

Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.

That's pretty good/bad.

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