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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Let's Make Things Very Uncomfortable for Sarah Mirk

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Tue, Jul 26, 2011 at 1:44 PM


Hahahaha, a George Lopez show, poetry, or a picnic with my genetically-blessed brethren? Clearly no one here knows anything about me. Did they suggest the Juggalo-ish puppet show hiphop band? Of course not. Looks like my co-workers actually "like" and "care" for me.

Pussies. All of them.

That is why I want you, loyal citizens of Blogtown, to help me find something truly uncomfortable for our next contestant, Sarah Mirk. We are looking for horrible events that occur between August 4-10. Post your suggestions below, that way we'll make sure the next Discomfort Zone post isn't about what a great time I had at the comedy show, poetry corner, or a tall person pizza picnic.

Do your worst.

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