Here's the first trailer for Battleship—the film based on the classic board game on which I used to kick my dumb brother's ass on a regular basis—and here's what we know so far:
1) It stars Liam Neeson, Alexander Skarsgård in the role Tom Cruise and Will Smith are too old to play, and an actress with nipples. (If after watching it again I can take my eyes off her nipples long enough to identify her, I'll let you know.)
2) It also stars the Navy! And BATTLESHIPS. And Transformers??
3) B-14! (Hit.) B-15! (Hit.) B-13? (HIT! YOU SUNK MY MICHAEL BAY RIP-OFF!!)
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