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Friday, August 5, 2011

Oh My God, Becky You Would Look So Hot in This Black Metal Tank Top

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 12:14 PM


Enemy to both local designers and shoppers with good taste, Urban Outfitters is now selling this "Blood is the New Black Metal Bears" Distressed Tank Top. It's a lovely top for any lady with $30 to spare and the desire to wear a shirt that rips off iconic black metal pioneers Immortal. I anxiously look forward to Forever 21's new line of Mayhem-inspired corpse paint for tween girls.

After the jump, a snappy little Immortal tune to score your online shopping excursion. Black Metal bitches be shopping, y'all!

End Hits: MOD ain't got nothing on us.

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