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Monday, August 8, 2011

Conflict of Interest What Is it Like to Work With Wm.™ Steve Humphrey?

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 3:36 PM

A little something like this:

This was filmed last week during Steve's designated "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" dance. Unlike other PB&J incidents, no Mercury staffers were harmed/impregnated during this performance.

Sadly, the same thing can't be said for that leather sofa. After being aggressively freaked by Mr. Humphrey for the last time, that sad piece of abused furniture mercilessly threw itself out of the fifth story window. It's a shame, that sofa was one day away from retirement.

 

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1
Just to be clear, my dance lasted roughly 25 times that long.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on August 8, 2011 at 3:55 PM · Report
2
I feel like this was a trick of editing. I know that Steve is a more charismatic dancer than this video demonstrates.

Must be his staff getting jealous of his skills.
Posted by Graham on August 8, 2011 at 4:00 PM · Report
3
Don't pretend that you love him as much as I do, Graham.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on August 8, 2011 at 7:09 PM · Report
4
That 3 seconds of black at the end really made the video sizzle.
Posted by Never Alone on August 8, 2011 at 7:19 PM · Report
5
If that was a trailer, that baby would be sta-raight to dvd...
Posted by El Stunto on August 8, 2011 at 9:42 PM · Report
6
Work that shit Humpy. Work it.
Posted by Fruit Cup on August 8, 2011 at 10:35 PM · Report
7
Shit yr pants and do a stinky dance.
Posted by Tom [______] . on August 9, 2011 at 9:57 AM · Report

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