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Friday, August 12, 2011

Introducing... My Newest Sex Toy

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 2:14 PM

An astute Seattle reader sent this in after seeing it in a Ballard supermarket:

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Sure, I suppose one could use it for fishing... however, I'll be using it to augment my already formidable sexual technique. Which begs the question:

 

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BISCUITS!
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"Little Flasher King". New sex act?
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