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Monday, August 15, 2011

You Must Choose One

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Aug 15, 2011 at 2:44 PM

Two guys walk into your room. One is wearing this (NSFYW). One is wearing that (NSFYW). You have to sleep with one of 'em. Which one would you choose?

 

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MY eyes! My eyes! I'm going to have to have my retinas replaced!
Posted by Jalaho on August 15, 2011 at 3:44 PM · Report
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That. Most definitely. Everyone can appreciate a fine pair (set?, group? gaggle?) of negligee.

Only, he sort of looks like Robert Pattinson. That's right! I just ruined every Twihard's Cullen hardon! Imagine your precious vampire roaming the earth wearing women's underwear for hundreds of years!
Posted by Nat_a_nat on August 15, 2011 at 3:56 PM · Report
Posted by Todd Mecklem on August 15, 2011 at 8:18 PM · Report

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