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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Divine Rags: The Shop for "Fascinating" Women (And the Men Who Love Them... and the Dogs They Kiss)

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 9:43 AM

The secret of every woman? She wants to be "fascinating" to the men! She want to be out on the dance floor, gluing the eyes of the men to her. She want to hold her dog. She want the man to kiss the dog!! She want to shop at "Divine Rags" which is in the mall in the Memphis. Dress! Fascinate! LIVE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

 

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Finally, a Bond villain based in a mall.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on August 16, 2011 at 10:17 AM · Report
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Todd lets make lots of these commercials for Portland then maybe people would stop moving here and we could all get jobs and raises.
Posted by Rosy on August 16, 2011 at 10:54 AM · Report

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