Close your office door, or go to a quiet room far away from your workmates. Sit down. Take a few deep breaths, and try to settle yourself as much as possible. Ready? Okay. Read this from Deadline Hollywood:

I hear that the CW has emerged as the leading candidate for The Carrie Diaries, a TV series project based on Sex and the City author Candice Bushnell's recent book about Bradshaw's high school years.

NO...

NO...

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Okay, I feel better now.