Don'tcha love it when old white guys give women advice about love and sex? WELL, YOU'RE GONNA FLIP ASS OVER TEAKETTLE FOR THIS THEN!

Dear ladies: We're all getting older, and with age come certain changes. In my early 20's, I would have quietly (and gladly!) dealt with your condescension, mood-swings, and generally shitty attitude in order to insert my member into your mouth and vagina. However, I've aged (as have you! in case you haven't noticed!) and we are all now in the Autumn of our "still socially acceptable to be single" years, and with this, change must come.

What kind of "change" is he suggesting? Oh, ho, ho! Find out for yourself here, be sure to vote in the "How Full of Shit Is this Person" poll, and while your perusing the brand new batch of hilarious/infuriating submissions, SUBMIT YOUR OWN!

THE NEW I, ANONYMOUS BLOG: It's Getting Older, and Would Like to Suggest a Few "Changes."

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