Foiled again, goat snatchers.
Police recovered a stolen goat from Southeast Portland in the wee hours of the morning. Found wandering near 18th and Hawthorne, the lone buck was safely whisked away in a police car. Hold that sigh of relief —mini-donkeys could be next.
Catch the gripping conclusion (note the goat's initial excitement):
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