Just another way bisexuals are cruelly oppressed: whenever an anti-gay politician or preacher gets caught with a male prostitute or flashing his butthole on Grindr everybody just assumes "closeted fag." No one even bothers to "entertain the possibility that the philanderer was bisexual."
That does seem unfair. I'm going to go out of my way to identify all philandering hypocrites as bisexual from here on out. Wouldn't want people to think I'm biphobic.
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