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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Janet Jackson, A Dirty House, and One Very Angry Dad

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Tue, Aug 30, 2011 at 3:16 PM

MARANDA, CLEAN UP YOUR DADS HOUSE!
  • MARANDA, CLEAN UP YOUR DAD'S HOUSE!

In case you were unaware, Janet Jackson is in town tonight. Miss Jackson (I am indeed nasty, thanks for asking) will be at the Keller Auditorium as part of her "Number Ones, Up Close & Personal" tour.

One person who wanted to get up close & personal with Janet was Maranda from Troutdale, who promised to clean her dad's house (five times!) in exchange for tickets. But that never happened, and dad took to Craigslist to vent his frustration:

MARANDA CLEAN MY F U K I N - HOUSE!! - $350 (Troutdale)

So I buy my daughter 350 dollar tickets to see Janet Jackson tonight.
She promises me to clean my house "5"times.
DOES SHE CLEAN IT ONCE??? NO
DOES SHE CLEAN IT TWICE???? NO
WOULD ANYONE LIKE A DAUGHTER????
SPOILED ROTTEN LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!
SORTA PRETTY BUT ATTITUDE TAKES CARE OF THAT REAL QUICK!!!

MAYBE JANET WILL COME CLEAN MY HOUSE!!!

Love Dad.

I hate to break it to dad, but looks like Maranda also ripped you off on the tickets. The most expensive seat on the Ticketmaster site was listed at $97.40. Then again, maybe they went to a scalper. Then again, maybe this entire post is fake, since what kind of father refers to his daughter as "sorta pretty"? Ouch.

End Hits: Where fathers and daughters go to publicly argue about Janet Jackson.

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