I'm starting to realize there's a definite drawback to being a stupid, stupid baby: Murderers love to take advantage of them. Behold the following video in which a stupid, stupid baby is on the verge of being buried alive, but can't seem to say, "JESUS CHRIST, NO MORE FUCKING SAND!! OH SWEET GOD, CAN SOMEONE STOP MY SADISTIC MOM FROM MURDERING ME??????"
Stupid (soon to be dead) baby.
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