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Friday, September 2, 2011

Today's I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 2, 2011 at 3:29 PM

I read a LOT of I, Anonymous submissions, and yet there are very few that I completely 100% agree with. Here is one of those complaints:

Yesterday was my wife's birthday, so I treated her to a surprise dinner out at one of Portland's fanciest eateries. Imagine my frustration when you, Mr. and Mrs. Inconsiderate Rich Dumbass, allowed your three-year-old to scream through most of our meal. I know you felt very superior about your enlightened parenting approach—I could tell from the smug look on your face as you rationally, repeatedly reassured the screaming brat that you understood their feelings, asked them to please calm down and continued to eat your dinner. But the kid didn’t get the hint and continued to shriek.

Read the rest of this rightfully shaming missive here. Do YOU have a righteously indignant rant? Squirt it all over the face of the world here via the I, Anonymous blog!


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