Dad, it was one thing to get drunk at our annual Christmas parties and run around wearing mom's bra on the outside of your shirt. It was another thing for you to loudly sing Cher's "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" whenever my cool friends came over. But your poor imitations of a seal? Dad... STOP IT!!! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!!!
Embarrassing, embarrassing Dad.
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