I wasn't trying to talk to you, bigmouth. I wanted to talk to your friend, the cute girl with long brown hair and cut offs. But you, lacking the attention you think you deserve, left Scooters cause no one gives a shit who you are. People like you do not make the world the better place…
You have no class and you will end up alone with your cigarettes, lame tats and malfunctioning vibrator.
Dude. I wouldn't wish a malfunctioning vibrator on anybody. Visit the somewhat new I, Anonymous Blog: Where you meet just the nicest people!
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