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Friday, September 9, 2011

The Gospel According to Larry

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 9, 2011 at 10:44 AM

I think we can all agree that the Ten Commandments—while certainly serving their purpose—is something whose time has passed. In fact, toss the whole Bible out while you're at it. IT'S OLD-TIMEY AND IRRELEVANT TO THE MODERN AGE. And besides, Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiasm has already established a new set of commandments that fit perfectly with the lifestyles of us modern urban types, and we should all start adhering to these updated societal laws as soon as possible. (Except for the "no blowjobs in the car" rule. That sounds kinda harsh.)

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