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Friday, September 9, 2011

Today in PSAs: Don't Steal a Transformer

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 9, 2011 at 2:59 PM

Yeah, yeah... I know. Stealing cars is "fun" and "cool," and a weekend without stealing a car is strictly BORINGSVILLE. However, if you're going to steal, be sure to choose a car that does NOT display the "Autobot" symbol. You could be asking for trouble. Take it from... THE TRANSFORMERS.

Now you know... and knowing is half—if not three-quarters—of the battle!

 

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If auto-thefts went down in the years after this PSA we know what caused it.
Posted by frankieb on September 9, 2011 at 5:52 PM · Report
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Kid's lucky he didn't stick that slim jim in the tailpipe. His head would've ended up as a hood ornament.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on September 9, 2011 at 7:22 PM · Report

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