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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Film Jesus Christ I Leave the Offices for One Goddamn Hour and Fucking OF COURSE Sam Elliott Comes by for the One Hour In My Whole Goddamn Life I Am Not at This Stupid Desk

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Sep 14, 2011 at 3:54 PM

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My favorite Sam Elliott performances, with one being the best and nine still being amazing:

1. "Wade Garrett," Roadhouse

2. "Virgil Earp," Tombstone

3. "Charley," Off the Map

4. "The Stranger," The Big Lebowski

5. "Caretaker," Ghost Rider

6. "General Thaddeus E. 'Thunderbolt' Ross," Hulk

7. "Card Player #2," Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

8. "Lee Scoresby," The Golden Compass

9. "Chupadogra," Marmaduke

 

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1
*nelson laugh*
Posted by Graham on September 14, 2011 at 4:32 PM · Report
2
Try baiting a bear trap with sarsaparilla and mustache wax.

Note: You'll probably need more than one bear trap, based on experience.
Posted by Commenty Colin on September 14, 2011 at 4:40 PM · Report
3
You forgot MASK. Surely that at least rates being #10.
Posted by rockydennis on September 14, 2011 at 5:28 PM · Report
4
Roadhouse played at the Bagdad earlier this year? Last year? That scene where he's showing off his scars in the diner and the camera pans down to his pubic hair...

You should have heard the screams in the theater.
Posted by cat & beard on September 14, 2011 at 5:52 PM · Report
5
You know how long he had to wait for you to leave?
Posted by Todd Mecklem on September 14, 2011 at 6:55 PM · Report
6
:((((((
Posted by kiala on September 14, 2011 at 8:37 PM · Report
7
He waited for you to leave. He told me you smelled like a lily livered, sarsaparilla lovin', D&D playing, mouth-breathin', cod swallowin, teetotaler.
Posted by Fruit Cup on September 14, 2011 at 9:16 PM · Report
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I suppose I'll forgive you for stealing my gag, Cup, since you pimped my Twitter account (@ToddMecklem) in GMN today.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on September 14, 2011 at 10:43 PM · Report
9
My fav is him playing chief of staff to Jeff Bridges in the AWESOME film The Contender. they actually gave him a decent role an didn't ask him to play a ballsy cowboy.
Posted by El Stunto on September 14, 2011 at 11:13 PM · Report
10
No love for "Shakedown"?
Posted by Justin on September 15, 2011 at 7:43 AM · Report

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