My earlier post about an "incident" involving two women and SpongeBob SquarePants didn't have a lot of detail at the time—but now? WE HAVE VIDEO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Gossip site TMZ provides the following clip which shows the two women getting into a squabble with, and then, opening up a can of non-porous whup-ass on SpongeBob. Though I normally detest violence, I think I'm siding with the gals on this one. (Also stick around for when the cops make the three stand spread-eagle against a fire engine! You will not see anything more priceless all day!)
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