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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Oh, You Kids! / TV / Crime Re: SpongeBob Down... Now with Video!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 2:14 PM

My earlier post about an "incident" involving two women and SpongeBob SquarePants didn't have a lot of detail at the time—but now? WE HAVE VIDEO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Gossip site TMZ provides the following clip which shows the two women getting into a squabble with, and then, opening up a can of non-porous whup-ass on SpongeBob. Though I normally detest violence, I think I'm siding with the gals on this one. (Also stick around for when the cops make the three stand spread-eagle against a fire engine! You will not see anything more priceless all day!)

 

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1
Not a fire engine.
Posted by Alex on September 15, 2011 at 2:27 PM · Report
2
i fapped
Posted by Graham on September 15, 2011 at 3:05 PM · Report
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Bob really should've been watching where he was sticking that nose. USC girls don't take any shit.

I thought Fat Green Lantern was gonna stop the fight, but I guess he was just picking up garbage off the street. How the Corps has fallen!

Sad thing is that "Spongy Spanger" was just trying to scrape up enough green to go across the street and get some hot wings at Hooters. The food in jail just ain't as good, and neither is the view.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on September 15, 2011 at 3:45 PM · Report
4
Grab that bitch, Patrick!
Posted by CrabbyPatties4Life on September 15, 2011 at 3:45 PM · Report
5
fire engine?

Best line. "You're not SpongeBob."
Posted by # on September 15, 2011 at 5:06 PM · Report
6
I WILL ALLOW IT.
Posted by Lewcifer on September 15, 2011 at 7:50 PM · Report
7
Spongebob you got owned Biatch
Posted by The Showstopper on September 17, 2011 at 6:07 PM · Report

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