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Friday, September 16, 2011

Eating Pussy Harder than Sucking Cock

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Sep 16, 2011 at 10:29 AM

In this week's "Savage Love" I wrote...

Sucking cock is physically trickier and more taxing than eating pussy. That may seem crazy unfair—hasa diga eebowai—but on the bright side, it frees you from having to get him off with your mouth the first few dozen times you attempt to blow him.

A "Savage Love" reader begs to differ:

I love you, Dan, but not true at all. Have you ever gone down on a girl? Because it is DEFINITELY physically trickier and a lot more taxing than sucking cock. First, if your laying on a bed with your face in a pussy, half your body is falling off the end of the bed and your neck is craned. Then there is the matter of what to do with your arms while eating pussy. I usually use my fingers in the process, so keeping my arms akimbo while craning my neck deep into a vaj gets very uncomfortable very fast (but totally worth it of course!). Flicking your tongue across a clit while twisting your hand, palm up, under your chin when sticking a finger or two inside to rub the top of her vaginal wall—there's a lot to consider.

Then there is the matter of how LONG one usually spends in this position. In my experience, and the experience of friends who I have talked to about this, it tends to be a bit lengthy. Eating a girl out, if you are trying to reach maximum arousal and/or climax, more often than not will take a good amount of time. Not everyone likes the taste, but I happen to love the taste of my girlfriend's pussy, but if you don't like the taste it will add to the discomfort, since you will be tasting it the entire time you are down there. Unlike giving a blow job, where you might taste a little drop of precum before you decide to spit or swallow at the very end.

How bobbing your head up and down on a cock is physically trickier and more taxing I don't understand.

Okay, the gay guy who writes "Savage Love" thinks sucking cock is harder. This straight guy who reads "Savage Love" thinks eating pussy is harder. I'm thinking we need to hear from bisexual guys. Which is it, bi guys? Which is harder: eating pussy or sucking dick? (Bi girls are welcome to weigh in too, of course.) And of course, we also need a legally binding Blogtown poll...

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