I've got a pair of tickets to give away to tonight's installment of the Flattop Film Series at the Clinton. Tonight's movie? Motherfuckin' Red Scorpion:

Wanna go? OF COURSE YOU DO, ARE YOU EVEN KIDDING, LOOK AT THAT TRAILER. So: Email me no later than 1 pm PST today (Wednesday, September 21), and make sure the subject line of your email is "Band-Aid." The film screens at 8 pm and, unless I hook you up, tickets cost six bucks. I'll pick a winner at 1 and email 'em to let 'em know. Have at.