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Thursday, September 22, 2011

It's on TV Tonight!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Sep 22, 2011 at 9:59 AM

Holy CRAP!! Tonight marks TV's biggest night of Fall debuts and season premieres, so make sure all of your DVRs are rolling! And there's much more coming your way, which you can read about in this week's I Love Television™ (which inexplicably includes some very cruel taunting of Cristina Ricci's forehead… yes, I am a monster.) Here's the most important stuff happening tonight.

8:00 ABC CHARLIE'S ANGELS
This reboot of the 1970s camp classic will focus less on protruding nipples and more on ultraviolent kick-assery. CONDEMN OR ALLOW??

8:00 NBC COMMUNITY
Jeff (Joel McHale) returns to school to make a fresh start, and is promptly kicked out of biology class.

8:30 NBC PARKS & RECREATION
Leslie must choose between Ben or running for office, while Ron must choose between seeing his first wife (Tammy 1) or running for his life.

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
James Spader hops onboard as the new Sabre CEO; marijuana freakouts ensue.

9:00 CBS PERSON OF INTEREST
James "Jesus" Caviezel and Lost's Michael "Ben" Emerson as an ex-CIA operative and his billionaire software genius pal who team up to stop crimes BEFORE they happen.

9:30 NBC WHITNEY
A sitcom about the downsides of relationships (such as sending your boyfriend to the hospital), starring the normally funny, but not funny here Whitney Cummings.

10:00 NBC PRIME SUSPECT
The intensely bangable Maria Bello stars in this gritty reboot of the Brit crime drama that originally starred the also bangable Helen Mirren ( if you're into that sort of thing).

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