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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Puppy / Transportation BREAKING: Mango the Dog is Such a Total Asshole

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Sep 27, 2011 at 11:14 AM

Yesterday at around 4:30 pm, a Pomeranian dog named "Mango" got off her leash and started running down the middle of I-84. What follows is why this story is "hilarinfuriating."

HILARIOUS!! A dog running down the middle of the interstate bringing traffic to a complete stop!
INFURIATING!! A dog running down the middle of the interstate bringing traffic to a complete stop!
HILARIOUS!! KOIN-6 deeming this as "Breaking News."
INFURIATING!! KOIN-6 deeming this as "Breaking News." (Can we just all agree they're the worst?)
HILARIOUS!! The dog makes every person involved look like a complete asshole.
INFURIATING!! The dog makes every person involved look like a complete asshole. (Including me, for calling this dog an asshole. But c'mon!! MANGO IS SUCH A TOTAL ASSHOLE!)


Courtesy KOIN Local 6 News

 

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1
This was just a Windows Mobile publicity stunt.
Posted by A. L. Venable on September 27, 2011 at 11:30 AM · Report
2
AS A VEGAN I FIND THE KEEPING OF PETS TO BE MORALLY REPUGNANT!!!!
Posted by Graham on September 27, 2011 at 11:51 AM · Report
3
Pomeranians, pugs, and Chris Kattan aren't really dogs. They're expensive dog-like creatures that middle-aged women who can't have kids get to compensate for their barren wombs.

Nevertheless, WSH is the *real* asshole for misspelling Chris Kattan's name.
Posted by Sūṕër Ḉḩüñdŷ on September 27, 2011 at 11:55 AM · Report
4
"Nevertheless, WSH is the *real* asshole for misspelling Chris Kattan's name."

This truth we hold to be self-evident.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on September 27, 2011 at 2:06 PM · Report
5
Is toss a dog on I-84 the new way to win during sweeps week ?
Posted by Rosy on September 27, 2011 at 4:59 PM · Report

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