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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Michele Bachmann's Path to Victory

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Sep 28, 2011 at 10:59 AM

Bachmann campaign manager Keith Nahigian has sent out a video detailing the Bachmann campaign's path to victory. It involves staying as hard to the right as possible—"you do not fire the president of the United States to slightly move to another direction"—and winning Iowa as the first stop in a "state-by-state marathon."

If Obama wins, Nahigian says, the country will be "toast," which is why we need President Bachmann. Human beings actually believe this.

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