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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Bikes Solve This Bike Mystery, Receive $500

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Wed, Sep 28, 2011 at 1:44 PM

You may or may not be aware that some jerk put tacks in the bike lanes on North Vancouver and North Williams a couple weeks ago, causing numerous commuters to get flat tires.

Well, one of my favorite Portlanders just emailed to say that he's offering a $500 reward for anyone who can provide information leading to the conviction of the at-tacker. This guy! Mark Allyn, who makes his own "artistic clothes" and wearable lighting, is offering up the five Benjamins.

hey-o!
  • hey-o!

Anyone with information about the tacks is asked to call Allyn's lawyer, Ray Thomas, at (503) 228-5222.

 

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I HAVE INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF THAT IT WAS MATT DAVIS.
Posted by Graham on September 28, 2011 at 4:27 PM · Report
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Look for someone along those routes who sells or repairs bicycle tires. Times are tough, you know.
Posted by ujfoyt on September 28, 2011 at 8:12 PM · Report
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I did it. Now pay me $500 for solving the mystery.
Posted by youngurbanfailure on September 29, 2011 at 7:26 AM · Report

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