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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Another Installment of Intern Thoughts: A Business Proposition

Posted by Suzette "the Intern" Smith on Thu, Sep 29, 2011 at 10:14 AM

Whenever I'm feeling down I like to come up with business propositions. This business proposition revolves around my desire to roll with a pug on a faux bear skin carpet. The problem is that I don't want to OWN a pug. And PEOPLE are always so suspicious when you clasp your arms around their pet and cavort around the Mercury office. Anyway, we don't even have a faux bear skin rug or Steve certainly doesn't let us use it.

I can't believe Portland doesn't already have this:

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