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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Toilet Crosspuzzling: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Sep 29, 2011 at 2:14 PM

Photo taken early this afternoon in the Mercury bathroom:

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1
Depends... Is a corner of the puzzle ripped from the paper?

Double depends: Is it a rival paper's puzzle?
Posted by on September 29, 2011 at 2:39 PM · Report
2
YOU CANNOT TRUST YOUR COWORKERS TO HAVE ANSWERED ANYTHING CORRECTLY IN THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE.
Posted by Graham on September 29, 2011 at 2:53 PM · Report
3
Ugh, this is gross. Your co-workers are disgusting.
Posted by Rusty! on September 29, 2011 at 2:58 PM · Report
4
It could have been worse. It could have been a half-eaten chicken salad sandwich.
Posted by Zed on September 29, 2011 at 3:01 PM · Report
5
At least they left you the Sudoku.
Posted by dmitrir on September 29, 2011 at 3:20 PM · Report
6
You guys have an "If it's yellow, let it mellow!" sign in there somewhere, right? If not, you're helping turning Bull Run into a fucking desert.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on September 29, 2011 at 3:44 PM · Report
7
This issue has me so worked up I'm making lotsing typos.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on September 29, 2011 at 3:45 PM · Report
8
Condemn but only because it was left in the splash zone.
Posted by Suburban Porn King on September 29, 2011 at 4:01 PM · Report
9
It should be allowed... Unless, there is only one shitter. I'm all for making the most of your bio-breaks.
Posted by Condemno on September 29, 2011 at 4:01 PM · Report
10
The Mercury office has a bathroom?
Posted by Spindles on September 29, 2011 at 6:06 PM · Report
11
Spindles it is the room with the little boy and girl statues in it. Why else would they be there ?
Posted by Rosy on September 29, 2011 at 8:28 PM · Report
12
I would have allowed it if there was a follow-up photo of you throwing it down on the break-room table while others were eating.
Posted by Absent Mindful on September 29, 2011 at 9:50 PM · Report

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