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Friday, September 30, 2011

Cats For the Love of God, Will Someone Please Adopt Mustache Cat?

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Fri, Sep 30, 2011 at 1:59 PM

WANT!
  • WANT!

People, chill the fuck out. I know, I know, it's Cat Friday and this cuddly pile of fur has the single greatest mustache to ever grace the face of man or feline. Even better, "Logan" is up for adoption. Take him home today, he'd be a perfect pal for your other cat (whose fur resembles a monocle and who enjoys riding along in your motorcycle sidecar).

Come to think of it, "Logan" is a pretty lousy name for such a dignified beast. Much in the tradition of Boat Cop, I think we need to use the Blogtown comment section to think of a snappy new moniker for this gorgeous creature.

I'll start:
Lord Purrcy McMeowerson
Sam Elliott: The Cat
Baron Von Catknipperbocker

Your turn.

h/t: Shawna Gore

 

Comments (22) RSS

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1
Tomcat Selleck
Posted by Ned on September 30, 2011 at 2:05 PM · Report
2
Purrlock Holmes
Posted by helevent on September 30, 2011 at 2:06 PM · Report
3
Graham
Posted by Joneser on September 30, 2011 at 2:13 PM · Report
4
Rollie Wiskers
Kitty Dee Williams
Borkat
Posted by Suburban Porn King on September 30, 2011 at 2:16 PM · Report
5
Doc Holliday... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV2HCmbcSQc
Posted by noah.dunham on September 30, 2011 at 2:18 PM · Report
6
Ron Fucking Swanson obvs
Posted by Commenty Colin on September 30, 2011 at 2:21 PM · Report
7
Computer Monitor
milky way catty cat
cat-o-meter
Posted by Leaky on September 30, 2011 at 2:22 PM · Report
8
Handlepur
Posted by Stu on September 30, 2011 at 2:29 PM · Report
9
Ron Jeremeow
The Marlboro Cat
DITKA! (WHO HAPPENS TO BE A FUCKIN' CAT!)
Rollie Litters
Posted by Denis C. Theriault on September 30, 2011 at 2:29 PM · Report
10
Cat, Fish Hunter
Posted by Commenty Colin on September 30, 2011 at 2:51 PM · Report
11
Boat Cat
Posted by Joneser on September 30, 2011 at 2:57 PM · Report
12
Purrt Reynolds
Wilfpurrd Brimley

Damn you, Denis. I was going to say Rollie Pawsers.
Posted by TSW on September 30, 2011 at 3:09 PM · Report
13
damn you, Joneser. I was going to say Boat Cat.
Posted by Ginny on September 30, 2011 at 3:46 PM · Report
14
MustosA

Frank Lloyd Wrong

The Lord Thy God, Destroyer of Kibbles

Friar Tux
Posted by Todd Mecklem on September 30, 2011 at 3:46 PM · Report
15
Purraldo Rivera

Posted by Joneser on September 30, 2011 at 4:12 PM · Report
16
Looks like he had a little bit too much milk!!
Posted by MishkaOP on September 30, 2011 at 4:18 PM · Report
17
General Catbrose Purrnside
Posted by Denis C. Theriault on September 30, 2011 at 4:32 PM · Report
18
Pringles Can Guy
Posted by helevent on September 30, 2011 at 5:13 PM · Report
19
Tash of the D'urbervilles
Posted by Stu on September 30, 2011 at 5:53 PM · Report
20
I have one of these. I just call him, "Mustache."
Posted by suzette on September 30, 2011 at 8:40 PM · Report
21
Catmander McBrag (Rocky and Bullwinkle short)
Posted by El Stunto on September 30, 2011 at 11:36 PM · Report
22
That is one awesome-lookin' cat.

And Tomcat Selleck gets my vote---nice!
Posted by jake on September 30, 2011 at 11:45 PM · Report

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