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Friday, September 30, 2011

Let's Play "Guess the Cat's Trauma!"

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 30, 2011 at 10:14 AM

A cat completely freaks the fuck out upon seeing a little girl, screaming over and over again, "NONONONONONONO!"

Okay, now let's play "Guess the Cat's Trauma!" In the comments below, try to guess WHY this cat is so freaked out by the little girl.

(My guess? The little girl is actually Keyser Söze, the man who ripped the ears off this particular cat. He did so because some cat mafia thugs tried to steal his business and murder his family. Instead, Söze killed his own family and every cat thug in the room except this one. Then he ripped the cat's ears off, but let him live so he would go back and tell the rest of the cat mafia—and the world—what he had witnessed that fateful day. Okay, that's just a guess.)

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