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Friday, September 30, 2011

Cats Let's Play "Guess the Cat's Trauma!"

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 30, 2011 at 10:14 AM

A cat completely freaks the fuck out upon seeing a little girl, screaming over and over again, "NONONONONONONO!"

Okay, now let's play "Guess the Cat's Trauma!" In the comments below, try to guess WHY this cat is so freaked out by the little girl.

(My guess? The little girl is actually Keyser Söze, the man who ripped the ears off this particular cat. He did so because some cat mafia thugs tried to steal his business and murder his family. Instead, Söze killed his own family and every cat thug in the room except this one. Then he ripped the cat's ears off, but let him live so he would go back and tell the rest of the cat mafia—and the world—what he had witnessed that fateful day. Okay, that's just a guess.)

 

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1
Bitch touched his ween. Duh.
Posted by kiala on September 30, 2011 at 10:23 AM · Report
2
This freaked my cat the fuck out. I might have thought the nononono was dubbed in, but when I watched this my cat, who never pays much attention to anything human or fake, jumped up on the table and sniffed around the speakers for the entire 2 minutes. I waited until he was in another part of the house and played it again, and he came back and did the exact same thing [/noonecares]
Posted by geyser on September 30, 2011 at 10:37 AM · Report
3
This cat is definitely part of the "DON'T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS TO THE BAR" team.

Posted by Joneser on September 30, 2011 at 11:00 AM · Report
4
Cat watched Transformers and is doing a clever imitation of Shia LeBeouf's character.
Posted by Will Radik on September 30, 2011 at 12:48 PM · Report
5
God, once they learn how to say "no" cats become soooo annoying.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on September 30, 2011 at 12:51 PM · Report
6
Oh shit, my cat just came running in the room and staring at me as if to say, "Where is that coming from?!?"
Posted by A. L. Venable on September 30, 2011 at 1:33 PM · Report
7
Also, this should be playing in the background: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kg5NdwH8zE
Posted by A. L. Venable on September 30, 2011 at 1:51 PM · Report
8
BTW, I'm the guy who transcribed this article for the Web, I still have the 11/67 issue of SEARCH:

http://www.psican.org/alpha/index.php?/200…
Posted by Todd Mecklem on September 30, 2011 at 3:39 PM · Report
9
My cat and I watched. I laughed, and my cat looked at me with disappointment.
Posted by El Stunto on October 1, 2011 at 10:39 PM · Report
10
And the trauma's name..."Denial"
Posted by El Stunto on October 1, 2011 at 10:41 PM · Report

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