A Firm, Feature-Length Pinch on Tinseltown’s Swollen, Self-Absorbed Posterior
If you were in downtown Portland yesterday you likely witnessed many a Juggalo aimlessly milling about. Painted clowns of all ages—including plenty of teens (Fucking Magnet Schools, how do they work?)—were killing time waiting for their beloved Insane Clown Posse to appear at the Roseland Theater.
The hardworking tourist wranglers at Voodoo Doughnuts surely noticed, and they decided to design some special treats for their hungry Juggalo (How is The Hungry Juggalo not a cart?) customers. The frosting hatchet is a nice touch.