Because two major holidays just isn't enough to harness the awesomeness of JESUS™, now He's planning on taking over one of the greatest holidays of the year, Halloween, thereby transforming it into JesusWeen. (Get it? Halloween - "hallow" + "Jesus" = JesusWeen? Get it? I SAID, "DO... YOU... FUCKING... GET... IT????) JesusWeen according to the JesusWeen website, is a lot like Halloween, except you dress up like a Christian something, and get "Bibles and other Christian books" instead of candy. Hmmmm. I may have to call bullshit on that aspect. Anyway, here's a very chipper video all about it!!


Okay, now here's the official dress code for JesusWeen from their Facebook page.

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Wearing a white top?? AFTER LABOR DAY?? ARE THEY INSANE?? Again, calling bullshit on that. HOWEVER! I would be very interested in what YOU plan on dressing up like this coming JesusWeen! (Dibs on Jesus Boat Cop!) Your ideas in the comments below, please.