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Friday, October 7, 2011

Religion / Horrors Jesus + Halloween = JESUSWEEN!!!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Oct 7, 2011 at 11:29 AM

Because two major holidays just isn't enough to harness the awesomeness of JESUS™, now He's planning on taking over one of the greatest holidays of the year, Halloween, thereby transforming it into JesusWeen. (Get it? Halloween - "hallow" + "Jesus" = JesusWeen? Get it? I SAID, "DO... YOU... FUCKING... GET... IT????) JesusWeen according to the JesusWeen website, is a lot like Halloween, except you dress up like a Christian something, and get "Bibles and other Christian books" instead of candy. Hmmmm. I may have to call bullshit on that aspect. Anyway, here's a very chipper video all about it!!


Okay, now here's the official dress code for JesusWeen from their Facebook page.

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Wearing a white top?? AFTER LABOR DAY?? ARE THEY INSANE?? Again, calling bullshit on that. HOWEVER! I would be very interested in what YOU plan on dressing up like this coming JesusWeen! (Dibs on Jesus Boat Cop!) Your ideas in the comments below, please.

 

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1
TAKE JESUS AND SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASS
Posted by Christians Are Idiots on October 7, 2011 at 11:49 AM · Report
2
I'll dress as, I don't know...SATAN!
Posted by Tom [______] . on October 7, 2011 at 1:40 PM · Report
3
Seems like an appropriate time to get the old "alter boy fellating priest" costumer out of the attic.
Posted by Suburban Porn King on October 7, 2011 at 1:50 PM · Report
4
It should really be called Jesus'Ween.
Posted by Suburban Porn King on October 7, 2011 at 1:54 PM · Report
5
I don't like that ladies nails.
Posted by Marissa Sullivan on October 7, 2011 at 3:01 PM · Report
6
Speaking of JesusWeen, aren't there a couple of churches in Europe that claim to have Jesus's foreskin?
Posted by Todd Mecklem on October 7, 2011 at 7:11 PM · Report
7
Crap, it looks like they've all been stolen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce
Posted by Todd Mecklem on October 7, 2011 at 7:16 PM · Report

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