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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Religion / SEX Mark Driscoll on Masturbation

Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 2:14 PM

Excerpted from the bad pastor's booklet Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God's Men:

First, masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he's watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.

Every day, in every way, Mark Driscoll seems more and more like one of those devoted heterosexual husbands who begins the love-making process by holding a copy of Mandate over his wife's face.

 

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I'm gay and I didn't even know it.
Posted by frankieb on October 12, 2011 at 2:26 PM · Report
2
pft. Apparently been gay for years. My wife is gonna kill me...
Posted by McAngryPants on October 12, 2011 at 2:35 PM · Report
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"[W]atching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body"? Wow, that's an insight into your psyche I did not need. It's amazing how much people let you know about themselves without even realizing it.
Posted by theterminizer on October 12, 2011 at 2:56 PM · Report
4
I am SOOOO gay!

based on this logic my wife is a lesbian, too.
Posted by eric cantona on October 12, 2011 at 3:02 PM · Report
5
Religion: it brings out the jailhouse lawyer in all of us.
Posted by rich bachelor on October 12, 2011 at 3:06 PM · Report
6
SO NOT ONLY DOES MARS HILL HATE THE GAYS; EVERYONE WHO MASTURBATES IS GAY.
Posted by Graham on October 12, 2011 at 3:30 PM · Report
7
I'm going to go home and be gay for the 23,537th time right now!
Posted by Suburban Porn King on October 12, 2011 at 5:12 PM · Report

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