God, Bombur, you just DO NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND what a haiku is, do you? Ugh. Well... good effort, I guess.
  • "God, Bombur, you just DO NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND what a haiku is, do you? Idiot."

You've got five hours until I judge your poems. HARSHLY. Those who've written the best three haikus will score tickets to the Lord of the Rings in Concert. Those who have written the rest will have to come to terms with the shameful, damning fact that not only have they written poetry, but they've posted it in a public forum.