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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Astronomy Somebody Get Me a Quantum Locker

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Tue, Oct 18, 2011 at 2:07 PM

I don't even know what it is, even though io9 tried to explain it to me. And I don't care, actually. Somebody just get me one.

 

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Trust me, you don't want to get suckered into one of these quantum lockers. As soon as you open it, you start a new track of space-time and all your gym clothes disappear.
Posted by Commenty Colin on October 18, 2011 at 2:17 PM · Report
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Isn't it amazing what things Jesus will let scientists create?!?!
Posted by Bodzin on October 18, 2011 at 3:54 PM · Report
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@#2: That's RIGHT. It's like Shaggy and J say, ' it's just there in tha air,pure mothafukkin magic , this sh*t will blow yo MF mind.'
There's magic all over this bitch, and it's a gift from tha LORD. Y'all can't even begin to undaztand how alla this shit works and scientist fools who try n explain it just be lyin, you know what I'm sayin?
Posted by efiL4zolagguJ on October 19, 2011 at 1:01 AM · Report
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Can a quantum cock blocker be far behind?
Posted by Todd Mecklem on October 19, 2011 at 6:46 AM · Report

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